Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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