as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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