i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I know her cup size but not her name....
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