i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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