**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I feel great
I just peed on a car
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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