This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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