and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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