Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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