Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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