You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize