I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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