butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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