doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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