you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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