Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm both gender and math confused
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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