Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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