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(206): View more from Washington

I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them

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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(702): View more from Nevada

is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

That jawline could fucking have its way with me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him

(203): View more from Connecticut

It was like catching dick in a barrel

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