yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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