can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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