Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
