porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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