i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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