break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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