I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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