D3 body, D1 cock
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm getting married
To pizza
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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