I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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