My room smells like vodka and shame
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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