she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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