its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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