It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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