I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Randomize
