if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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