I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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