Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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