could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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