how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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