All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize