I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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