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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm at about main and main street
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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