she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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