that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Fuck appropriateness.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
