Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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