YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Randomize
