Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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