the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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