This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
