Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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