So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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