i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
should my penis look like a turkey
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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