if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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