She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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