waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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